March 2010
9 posts
You're probably a whore if...
1. You’re making a kissy face in >75% of your facebook profile pictures. 2. You’re orange in December. 3. You wear last night’s make up to class (without washing off your X’s). 4. Your boyfriend is a drug dealer. That’s being a “closet crackwhore”. 5. You still have a myspace. 6. You have ever met someone in person that you first met on myspace. 7....
Email From Mom
So my mom is on a business trip for a few days. I get on the computer to check my email and I have this waiting for me in my inbox:
You would love this. There is this total Guido sitting across from me in the airport waiting for his flight to NYC. He' s got all his wrist bands on his arm from all the clubs he went to on break. He's got the faux hawk, the white T-shirt, the spanking white tennis...
Two Girls One Cup
I’m sure most of you are familiar with the disgusting video, two girls one cup. If you’re not familiar, you’re about to google it and watch the grossest video of your life.
I have class at 10:15am every day. I know it may not seem THAT early to you, but when you have to wake up at 8:45am to catch a 9:20am bus so that you’re an HOUR early for class… it’s quite...
Agriculture Week
Ohhhh and one more lovely perk to my PARTICULAR university. It’s Ag Appreciation week. Do you know what this means? Probably not because your university probably doesn’t insist on putting COWS IN THE BRICKYARD. The brickyard is basically the common area where everyone hangs out between classes and all the clubs try to raise money for whatever they’re involved in at that...
Wolfline Bus
Readers,
For those of you who have ever experienced the Wolfline bus system, you know that at times, it can be completely normal. Other times, you may sit next to someone with an uncontrollable child, a homeless person, a drunk person, or just someone who is downright sketchy.
Today on the bus on my way home from my advising appointment a girl flies on to the bus and as she’s pushing her...
Never Take it Seriously: Spider on my Ceiling? →
So maybe I’m psycho… maybe I’m seeing things… or maybe there really was an effing ginormous spider crawling on my ceiling above my (top bunk) bed.
Last night after about an hour of being asleep I woke up startled CONVINCED that there was a huge tarantula-sized spider crawling on my ceiling right…
Please read this entire post. It’s quite entertaining and a true roommate story. I...
