This is my blog, I do what I want.
My ask button is at the bottom of the page. Please don't be shy!
Yes, I’m sure I want to close this account.
No, I don’t want to stay with [Redacted] bank.
No, I don’t want to open a different type of account.
Yes, I want to close my savings account as well.
No, I don’t want to call customer service to work this out.
Just close my fucking account like I asked you to. Please.