Abnormally Yours

Finally feeling mostly normal. To the point where I can eat and do ALMOST everything. Yesterday I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:53:33 -0400

Finally feeling mostly normal. To the point where I can eat and do ALMOST everything.
Yesterday I had my first beer in 3 weeks.
I can’t wait to get my ass back into the gym. When you get in a routine it’s awesome. When you lose the routine (involuntarily) it sucks and it’s twice as hard to get back into it.
My dad and I have decided that only 2 members of our family are allowed to have jobs at a time. My brother got an awesome internship… therefore I needed to get laid off.
Makes sense right?

Wow. Happy Friday. This has been a post.

#tbt #2009 #miamor

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:50:51 -0400

#tbt #2009 #miamor

The skirt and the studded tank were more popular than the pink tank but I like it and Christina said...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:36:43 -0400

The skirt and the studded tank were more popular than the pink tank but I like it and Christina said it makes my boobs look big (which they definitely aren’t) so that means they all get to stay.

Shanks for your approval guys!

Ps. The skirt is actually a skort so its significantly more awesome than you originally thought.
Pss. Each item cost less than $15. Boom.

Let's play a game: To Keep or Not To Keep

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:47:25 -0400

Item 1: Pink layered tank

Item 2: Cream studded tank

Item 3: Black and white giraffe print skirt

Do we like all of these? Because I think I do. Be honest people - I ain’t got time or money to waste.

When I feel depressed I talk myself out of blogging about it because I always convince myself that...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:39:37 -0400

When I feel depressed I talk myself out of blogging about it because I always convince myself that my problems aren’t really problems.

I mean there are people dying for fuck’s sake and I’m sitting here feeling sorry for myself??

I don’t know if this is a good thing or a horrible thing.

The day it really sinks in...

Mon, 13 May 2013 11:31:51 -0400

I didn’t wake up and go to work this morning.

Mark your calendars - today’s the first day I’ve...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:39:43 -0400

Mark your calendars - today’s the first day I’ve worn real pants since my surgery. #nofilter #prettytoes #19days

Happy Mother’s Day ♥ #momsarethebest #mommalove

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:06:21 -0400

Happy Mother’s Day ♥ #momsarethebest #mommalove

At least it’s an absolutely gorgeous day. Oh and I treated myself to a pedicure because...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:34:44 -0400

At least it’s an absolutely gorgeous day.
Oh and I treated myself to a pedicure because everything sucks and I earned it.

Easiest way to kick someone while they're down:

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:47:57 -0400

Call them while they’re out recovering from surgery and let them know that there have been “some rearrangements in the company and your position has been eliminated.”

Summer 2009 - love at first sight @vmwilber...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:40:19 -0400

Summer 2009 - love at first sight @vmwilber @kimberita29
Throwback Thursdayyyyyy

What’s that, you ask? Only a cookies and cream milkshake...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:42:18 -0400

What’s that, you ask? Only a cookies and cream milkshake from Chickfila.
Had my post op appointment with my doctor this morning. He said stick to soft foods for the next week and I should be fine.

Guys!!!!! He said I’m going to be fine and everything looks good!!!!!!!!!

“I get by with a little help from my friends.”...

Tue, 07 May 2013 17:01:44 -0400

“I get by with a little help from my friends.” @raleighwoodrockstar you are one of the most thoughtful people I’ve ever met. @englishgardenraleigh the arrangement is lovely! #soblessed #leahismyfavorite #daymade #gorgeousflowers

Eddie, my parents, and my friends (including several of you!) have been so patient and loving...

Tue, 07 May 2013 08:02:10 -0400

Eddie, my parents, and my friends (including several of you!) have been so patient and loving throughout this whole recovery.

Yea, it sucks and I’m miserable, but it’s so nice to feel so supported. It’s amazing, really.

The rain is so condusive to everything I have going on right...

Mon, 06 May 2013 12:29:41 -0400

The rain is so condusive to everything I have going on right now.

In an attempt to not be too dramatic I’ll just state the facts. I was supposed to go back to...

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:40:19 -0400

In an attempt to not be too dramatic I’ll just state the facts.

I was supposed to go back to work tomorrow.
I am NOT going to work tomorrow.
I’ve been dealing with postop bleeding on and off since Saturday at 430am.
I went to the ER this morning around 7am because it’s scary as fuck to bleed from you throat and throwing up blood is twice as scary.
I got to ride in an ambulance with a nice man named Perry.
The second the clot in my throat stabalized they let us leave and I’m now back in Raleigh - where my doctor is.
If it bleeds again I’m going to Rex and my doctor will (hopefully decide to) recaughterize the area that’s causing me problems. Thus setting my recovery back by about a week or two.

But if it means the problem is solved and I’ll stop bleeding, I’ll take it.
Y’all. Say some prayers please. I feel like hell and I need them.

How long after having your tonsils out is it ok to have a bloody cocktail?

Fri, 03 May 2013 16:07:41 -0400

Y’all. It feels like I haven’t had a drink or a fucking tortilla chip with salsa in years.

But I assume there should probably be absolutely 0 pain before I help myself to a glass of white wine and chips and salsa but idk how much longer I can hold out.

Also - diet coke, old friend, I miss you, too.

God, beer me strength.

Kind of just had to share this gem. #tbt #2009...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:33:47 -0400

Kind of just had to share this gem. #tbt #2009 #hottestcoupleaward

#tbt Myrtle Beach for @bdanie11 ‘s birthday back in 2010...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:29:34 -0400

#tbt Myrtle Beach for @bdanie11 ‘s birthday back in 2010 with @osbornb07 @allisonboyette @missangelamarie

Guys… I put on real shoes, went outside, and actually went...

Wed, 01 May 2013 20:27:40 -0400

Guys… I put on real shoes, went outside, and actually went to the library today.

Dad drove me. Because he didn’t want me to go alone… 24 going on 13.